Everyone loves funny jokes, so I thought I would share some Christmas jokes to brighten up everyone's holiday season. Here are 20 holidays jokes to start:
1: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
2: What does Santa suffer from when he gets stuck in the chimney? Claus-trophobia.
3: What do you call Santa when he stops moving? Santa Pause.
4: What do snowmen eat for dessert? Ice crispies.
5: How do you help someone who has lost their Christmas spirit? Nurse them back to elf.
6: What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's workshop? A rebel without a clause.
7: What do you call a reindeer ghost? Cari-boo.
8: What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A meltdown.
9: Why are elves such great motivational speakers? They have plenty of elf-confidence.
10: Why do reindeer like Beyonce so much? She sleighs.
11: What reindeer game do reindeer play at sleepovers? Truth or deer.
12: What did Santa say when he stepped in a big puddle? It must have reindeer.
13: What is Santa's dog's name? Santa Paws.
14: What's every elf's favorite type of music? Wrap!
15: What do Santa's elves learn in school? The elf-abet.
16: How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house!
17: Who's Santa's favorite singer? Elfish Presley.
18: What did the Christmas tree do when its bank closed? It started its own branch.
19: How do Christmas trees get their email? They log-on.
20: Why did the Christmas tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal.