Tomato Tomato

By Mason Baird


What is a tomato? Have you ever asked yourself that question? Something so bizarre yet so appealing to the naked eye. Its red, juicy, plumpness would make any sane person blissful after one bite, maybe even one glance. But besides its eloquent beauty, what is it? A simple person would answer this question by calling it a FrUiT, but can you do so much with an ordinary fruit like you can with a tomato? Can you put an apple in spaghetti? Can you dunk your grilled cheese in anything else besides tomato soup? Is there a world where you can throw a banana at awful singers who shouldn’t be in “singers”? No you can’t. All of those jobs belong to the one, and only, flawless fruit. The Tomato. *heart eyes*